Obama hit all of the targets you might expect, including GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz. Obama crushed Cruz for calling a hoop a “basketball ring” while campaigning in Indiana.
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“Baseball sticks? Football hats? But sure, I’m the foreign one.” Presidential BURN.
After firing off all of the jokes in his holster, Obama paid tribute to Kobe Bryant by ending the evening with two words: “Obama out.”
But did Obama really go full Mamba and throw Nick Young’s shoes in the trash after his speech?
